If I were nine months along they would look at me like 'oh look, poor little pregnant lady doesn't feel so good.' Instead they looked at me as if to say 'Don't bulimics puke after they eat?' Weight Gain: My breasts became so out of control huge and heavy that I actually weighedthem. It's hard having these symptoms in public when you don't look pregnant. Morning Sickness: Strangers gawked at me as they saw me gagging in aisle three holding up some cheese. They have served their God-given purpose and the little dip-stick that can change your future has confirmed that life is indeed about to change for you. His poor little fish didn't have to die in a cold rubber, drown in spermicide, or get scrubbed out of your hair. With tips and hilarious musings on morning sickness and hormonal rage, hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant or indeed, has ever been born! Finding Out You're Pregnant: Finally, his sperm has been put to good use.

Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail. Not Jenny McCarthy! In Belly Laughs, the actress and new mother reveals the naked truth about the tremendous mood swings, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with pregnancy.

Of course, no woman is spared these discomforts and humiliations, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them. Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gasiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry.

Belly laughs by jenny mccarthy